you know what i mean

look up you know what i am sayin

yo dat bitch is scraigh up fine you know what i mean

by Jamal April 17, 2004

you know how i roll

when your talking to someone and they say something good abouit you and your just like psh, you know how i roll

you are so funny
you know how i roll

by HOLLA AT A WHITE GIRL March 13, 2003

if you know what I mean

This line, added to the end of a sentence, will make anything sound green, bad, or horny.

#1 I went to the bathroom, if you know what I mean.

#2 I went home, if you know what I mean.

#3 I went out, if you know what I mean.

#4 I said hi to my best friend, If you know what I mean.

#5 I played with my friends, if you know what I mean

#6 I ate at Mcdonalds, if you know what I mean

by Pyodyrowda February 17, 2009

I told you I was hardcore

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.

Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.

by Wishful Thinker April 8, 2004

fuck you i love you

1. You're my homey for life
2. You're my dawg
3. You ma nigga

Fuck you I love you Dunson!

by Bayshelle January 12, 2009

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008