purple headed yogurt slinger

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purple headed yogurt slinger by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

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Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006

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Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

Vanilla yogurt suprise by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

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Chocolate Yogurt Surprise

1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.

2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.

When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.

Chocolate Yogurt Surprise by Journalism man May 20, 2009