yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

by D. September 30, 2003

yo mama

A word used to mostly insult people, also used for jokes, and used by mainly the black and "wigger" community.

COP: Sir, can I check your car for drugs?
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......

by BeachBum March 11, 2004

yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

by your mom May 13, 2005

yo mama

aka ya muva

ya muva eagle man

by Yoshi February 25, 2004

Yo Mama

Yo Mama is used to insult people. The syntax is Yo mama so Something that Something Something!

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the pool and all the water jumped out!

by Razerboy January 6, 2005

yo mama

Someone who is so stupid that she got killed before she started existing.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so thick, she climbed over a mesh fence to see wots on the other side

yo mama so thick she got knocked over by a parked car

ur mom

by Anonymous November 5, 2003