When a gentleman rests his penis on another’s neck ( both men must be erect) leaving the testicles to hang down as if they were a tie.
by BigOlJD May 31, 2019
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The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed
The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed
"Where did you go on holiday"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"
by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020
Get the Yorkshire mug.The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 16, 2017
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Get the yorkshire wank mug.random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful
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