sticky yeti

The act of cumming on a girls face and then putting her in the freezer for about 5 minutes and she comes out with frozen cum all over her face and angry like a yeti
Dude, you shouldve have seen the sticky yeti i pulled on Karly last night, boy was she angry.
by Elijah Gillette November 16, 2011
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THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI
YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 09, 2009
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Desert Yeti

1) Homeless looking, nasty, smelly, fat ass ugly bitches in 29 Palms California who attempt to seek affection in a dark environment (a club or bar) and look like a Yeti in the light.
2) Warning!!! there are stories of these "Desert Yetis'" following around their prey and harrassing their victims by conversation or any other possible means.
by Big Yo October 08, 2003
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Yeti Fur

Lavishly wooly, bushy, 1970’s style pussy hair.
Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!

Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.

An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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yeti muff

When a woman's pubic hair is so bushy and wiry it resembles that of a Yeti.
The density of her yeti muff left me with short term PTSD, and one mild abrasion.
by DirtWorshiper November 14, 2019
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space yeti

Space yetis (also "dayglo psychlos") are fat EBM fans who show up at Goth clubs dressed in fluorescent vinyl, yarn hair, goggles and Transmuters weighing over 250 lbs. One of the many unfortunate side effects of sellout Goth club DJs no longer playing Gothic music, opting instead to ear-rape club patrons with Industrial, metal and EBM music. They look like someone attacked a Psychlo from Battlefield Earth with 20 gallons of glow in the dark paint and mohair. Their giant boot treads and tardtastic clothing/yarn hair make them look like sasquatches from outer space. Hence the name "space yetis".
I use to go out to Goth clubs. But no self-respecting Goth has been to a club since 1999. Now all you find there are metalhead-wannabe-goths, fang-tards, rivetheads and space yetis dancing to music that sounds like a malfunctioning alarm clock.
by j-rocka1337 June 26, 2010
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Crotch Yeti

def. 1: A person with an extraordinary amount of pubic hair. Or the region itself.
def 2: An elderly person's pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.
Yikes! Her crotch Yeti was so abominable, I thought it was going to eat me!

Whoa! The rumours were true, you are a Crotch Yeti!

by fairywagina August 11, 2008
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