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shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.
by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011
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Wrastle

When two people who are in a relationship or flirting wrestle playfully just to get closer to each other
"Yeah bro I was over at her house and we started to wrastle over the remote"
by Niiyoo April 11, 2017
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Wraithian

A person with OCD towards mailbox management.
Guys, I know I'm being a bit of a Wraithian here, but can you look at the mailbox?
by Ben D'over July 24, 2007
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Wrap around gagger

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.
Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.
by Machamer October 25, 2010
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Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
by Mr HJL January 17, 2008
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wrapper

a condom on a man like in the song lollipop by lil wayne.
"so i let her lick the wrapper"-lil wayne
by Alyssa1234 April 23, 2008
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Wrath

Something very close to you has been killed/hurt, maybe your girlfriend or your child.

I shall attempt to explain the direness of wrath.
If anger had a scale from 1 to 10, wrath would score 30.
When one goes into "wrath mode" one loses are logical or rational thinking and wants only annihilate whatever the cause of the wrath in the most painful and excruciating way possible.

Some trained minds get into an artificial wrath mode called the Berserkergang. these two states are very indentical except that wrath is generally not purposly sought after but happens on it's own .

When the entity responsible for the wrath get's in range of the "wrathee" he will be absolutely terrified.
To be at wrath is a state of absolutism, all or nothing thinking.

The wrathee is completly devoid of their former selfs and will likely keep destroying and killing until either "it" is dead, or everything around it. (somewhat equivilent to Primeape)
The soldier fought with honor on the battlefield, but their opponents did not.

-Enemy soldier stabbed your friend in the back without honor-
- you get into wrath mode and obiterate anything around, regardless of the consequences.-
by Darth Fureon April 8, 2006
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