wooin

a big ass pussy

i stuck my dick up a wooin

by wooin April 12, 2017

Woozing

Verb, when you drink a bunch of booze and try to woo a girl.

Damn that Dorian Gray is always woozing women!

by Disgustin January 7, 2019

woobie wear

laundry day clothes, clothes that you lounge around the house in

don't come over yet, I'm still in my woobie wear

by kaddy pies May 17, 2019

Woobitis

A severe infection, caught from being within a 20m radius of an infectious woobstick. Leads to a collection of buffs: nausea II, blindness II, sharpness III and feather falling V. This infection is still to this day incurable. Researchers are still looking into the satanic factors of this curse. You have a 97.86% chance to get teleported to Barney's dimension if you get him to smang you.

Mom, I've been so horny ever since Dad stopped fucking me.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge woobstick. But I don't know if he has woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

jesus wobbin

The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.

Damn they're Jesus wobbin right now. Turn it down!

by Alphx February 28, 2019

Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

Park Wonbin

Park Wonbin, the focal point of Riize, possesses striking good looks and appears to be destined for stardom, garnering the adoration of both fans and their mothers.

Park Wonbin, the focal point of Riize, possesses striking good looks and appears to be destined for stardom, garnering the adoration of both fans and their mothers.

by ninawillbeokay September 24, 2023