Wonk

Wonk is a slang word
Wining,wonking,wonker

Friend:Where’s Shawn
Ducky:He’s having a wonk

by SM2187 March 7, 2023

Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonk-eye

A constant lazy eye, so bad that it is un avoidable to stare at when talking to an individual with this problem, and sometimes difficult to know who the individual is speaking to.

"Damn, I kept staring at Larry's wonk-eye while he was talking to us."
"Dude, me too, i didnt even know if he was talking to you or me."

by Berghs August 8, 2006

Wonk Wonk

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

wonk wonk wonk

synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

by julie bing January 21, 2005