woner

1. Nickname for a tall, lanky pale white kid.

2. Can be used as a substitue for boner.

Bill: Did you see that tall white kid?
Jim: Oh you mean that woner.

by gunitcoach May 3, 2005

womeldorf

a female who is so sexually manipulative (see: tease) she can have someone after her for extended periods of time just to up an crush said person's hopes with no remorse or regard for how said person feels.

mike:"dude you know that jessica chick?"
jim:"yeah you been after her for like two weeks"
mike:"yeah but then yesterday she said she would give it up after school but when i showed up she said forget it and walked away"
jim:"what a womeldorf! not cool bro"

by j- man November 10, 2012

winel

1. (n.)tsurugi favorited 2. (v.)to like every tweet

I cant believe they favorited all the tweets on their tl again. what a winel!

by domon November 29, 2013

Winelaxed

adjective

free from tension and anxiety; at ease by way of wine.
(of a muscle or other body part) not tense.

"we drank some wine and had a great time. Feeling very winelaxed"

by Jesse8e7 May 3, 2019

Woner

A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.

I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!

by sweatypillows December 10, 2009

Woner

A boner you get at work. Not always a desirable thing. Often arises from a work-based achievement.

"Sick post effects, bro! They're giving me a woner!"

by GreenLion April 29, 2010

woned

The history of the word Woned Spans Thousands Of Years, to befre the age of Jesus of Nazareth. Judeans used to use this word to describe things with huge genetailia, or Inbred looking Faces.

Luke woned tht noob with connor, they no longer use words like pwnd or owned.

by Lenza December 15, 2008