Guy #5452531: hey have you ever heard of wizard yensid?
Guy #7841376: yeah, his mic is so beautiful.
Guy #7841376: yeah, his mic is so beautiful.
by UrbanZhen October 20, 2019
A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .
by slkMdafknrik December 8, 2014
Electric Wizard are doom band from England. They formed in 1994 and reached their absolute peak with the release of Dopethrone in 2000. Lead guitarist and vocalist Jus Oborn is the only founding member remaining after the departure of Mark Green and Tim Bagshaw in 2003. Electric Wizard are known for their extreme cannabis use. Weed is practically a member of this band.
"i'm hiiiiighhhhh nigga...let me put on some tunes...what do you want?"
"ELECTRIC WIZARD YOU FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN GOTTA ASK YOU FAGGOT?"*bloaw*
"ELECTRIC WIZARD YOU FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN GOTTA ASK YOU FAGGOT?"*bloaw*
by sanfun n sun November 13, 2007
disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores
by jackstrawtfb January 31, 2020
A term to describe a man’s balls that have not been trimmed for far too long.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
by Sexual Chocolate Cup February 9, 2011
Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard's Staff.
By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.
By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.
Dude: Brah, that was a crazy game of Wizard Staff last night.
Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.
Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.
by WizardStaff May 9, 2006
(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.
by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006