Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.
Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret
by YAWA August 11, 2021
Get the Vaccine Regret mug.When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.
facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)
by allyandfriends October 28, 2009
Get the facepost regret mug.Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
by tastyvension January 27, 2014
Get the regret burger mug.When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
by kevmunro February 18, 2015
Get the Nap Regret mug.The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
by Hodgescw July 9, 2015
Get the tp regrets mug.It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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