chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

evanpeters_wifeyy

The best tiktoker than stans ahs.

“ evanpeters_wifeyy is my favorite mutual.”

by evanpeters_wifeyy June 17, 2021

Dilly Willy

When you spit on your dick and stick it into someone's ear.

I can't believe that Dedrick just gave Danielle a dilly willy!

by the most boopinest beat alive August 6, 2014

willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.

'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'

by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013

Willy Woka

Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.

I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.

He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!

by La Pluma May 14, 2021

hot dog willy

A hot dog willy is when you jerk a man off and when he's about to cum, you stuff a hot dog in his urethra while screaming: "Willy!"

John: "Samantha gave me a hot dog willy last night, it felt amazing!"

by Hot dog willy April 30, 2015

Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

by Beztheowl July 29, 2009