Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009
When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 May 09, 2011
When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 May 09, 2011
by Pappy07 November 13, 2015
the word nana would use when talkin about papa's junk in front of a mixed crowd, for example, the grand kids, virgins,Mormons,etc... " Whoopie" term used on the newlywed game describing sex. "Dazzler" grandiose or a little bit more than the regular guy!
pa let out quite a scream the other night when he caught his Whoopie Dazzler in the zipper of his pants
by jonnyrincon February 01, 2016
after pa tried a viagra the whoopie dazzler was at full mast i tried giving him a old fashioned but i had to tap out
by jonnyrincon January 03, 2016
When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?
Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
by MaJitters August 11, 2011