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White Knight

Typically a white dude adventuring in a whitetruck using photography as a way to pick-up desperate white chicks in remote locations with the hope of scoring Mexican food and maybe sex.
Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
by Haywood Jablome Sr. November 28, 2017
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White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
by Spin Shady January 13, 2021
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andrea is a white knight

when a guy simps for a teacher
by fascistfacialman January 16, 2025
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White Knight

"White Knight" is a made-up Term/Concept invented by Whiny, Bitter, & Frustrated "Incels"—Male Losers who are perpetually rejected by Women in matters of Dating, Romance, Sex, Friendship, and even just Basic Social Interactions. Incels use the term "White Knight" as an Insult/Slur for any Normal Well-Adjusted Man with Basic Social Skills who Stands Up For/Agrees with a Woman publicly.
Most of the "White Knight" definitions on UrbanDictionary were written by the Whiny Frustrated Little Bitches known as "Incels".

INCEL: Samuel L. Jackson publicly defended Brie Larson in a Press Interview recently. He said the dudes who troll her constantly on social media are "Incel Losers" who need to get a life..................Samuel L. Jackson is such a WHITE KNIGHT!

EVERY WOMAN AND "NORMAL, SOCIALLY-ADJUSTED MAN" ON EARTH: Shut the Fuck Up Ya Whiny Incel Bitch! Take your Weak-Ass, Beta-Male Bitching & Moaning to 4CHAN where you can join your "Virgin Brethren" in their Daily Online Circle-Jerk.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 30, 2024
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White Knight

A person (typically male) who protects a female in a situation where it is not required.
"This dude verbally attacked another dude who made a mild joke about a girl. Talk about a white knight..."
by Horogium January 7, 2023
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white suge knight

A white boy from Idaho who acts and looks like Suge Knight
“Damn I was gonna launch my boat at Killarney Lake - White Suge Knight showed up and bounced me”
by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024
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