Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.

1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.

by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011

Squirrel Whisperer

A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.

There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.

by Indy Jones September 25, 2011

Code Whisperer

A code whisperer is a prodigal problem-solving programmer who spits out code... "Rain Man" style.

Javascript problem... where's the "Code Whisperer"?

by emman.com December 8, 2010

Fiddle Whisper

the act of masturbation in formal attire

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?

by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011

Whippah

The sound you hear right before someone smacks da shit out da back yo head.

(WHIPPAH!).....Step to me mothafucka.

by Kosmo84 July 2, 2009

whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.

"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."

by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016

whimpanda

A whimpanda is a person who offers blowjobs to every person they come across.

Amanda is a real whimpanda, she keeps offering me blowjobs!

by Kaipanda November 14, 2017