Whatever You Want

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

whatever creams your twinkie

Synonym for "whatever floats your boat".

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

"Stefanielikes Sprite. Whatever creams her twinkie dude".

by Dr. B June 10, 2005

Whatever McDonalds worker

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.

Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you?
Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker

by Rachael Thorn July 27, 2005

whatever whatever

Basically a cooler way of saying "whatever". Usually used in reply when you REALLY dont care about the subject or topic.

Rob-"hey mike, that bitch said he dont like you"
mike-"whatever whatever then fool, ill fuck him up."

by rob $ April 13, 2005

Whateverthefuck

V. The act of doing as one pleases.

Spencer does whateverthefuck.

by BeeKay :) November 27, 2011

whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly

My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012

whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.

Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

by thai rye July 19, 2005