Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

Wesly

He's has a personality that will make you forget what he did wrong. He loves making jokes and sweet talking everyone. He is kind to the people he loves and is amazing to talk to. He's

Wesly is a nice guy very talented with his words.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 30, 2019

Welly

The synonym/nickname to a type of shoe called The Wellington Boot. This type of shoe is mainly use din rainy/cold weather to keep ones shoes from getting wet and smelly.

It's raining outside.I have got to do some gardening, so I shall put me welly's on...

by The South African Chommies August 5, 2007

johnny welly man

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.

“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
“Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2

by Massiveknob December 18, 2019

Bloody Webby

A fictional weapon used in the game Mafia Wars seen on Facebook.

Based purely on an observation of the drawing, It seems that it works like a pin cushion, where by one lays the trap hoping their target will sit/step on the spring compressing it and pressing the sharp object into their flesh.

Bloody Webby, None as the device is purely fictional. The real world application would be best akin to the punji stick.

For definition see wikipedia "Punji_stick"

by ArmyCopper June 10, 2009

webby

a complete and utter retard. Has no common sense but always wants to be the centre of attention.

"huh, he's being such a webby today"

by gazworf February 5, 2007

welly wodger

A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.

Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?

by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005