Foreskin Wallet

(n.) A pouch made of foreskin from a penis of an uncircumcised male for storage.

Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"

by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Ghetto White Walled Tires

The act of rubbing tires on the curb so much they become white, resembling white walled tires.

Chuck: Wow, when did Jack get white walled tires?
Ted: He didn't, those are Ghetto White Walled Tires, he cant parralel park.

Maddie: Debby spent 10 minutes parralel parking yesterday!
Alex: Yeah, she's working towards Ghetto White Walled Tires.

by Mastermachete14 May 1, 2014

prince charles of wales

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse

prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

by anneboleyn61 December 6, 2021

wallets

men.

girl 1: lmao, the wallets are MAD
girl 2: fr

by animeswhore April 25, 2020

Walled Lake Northern

A school full of 4 shitty grades of assholes. The freshmans who think they're hot shit, the sophomores that act like they're better than the freshman even though they are most definitely the same but with more juuls and weed, the juniors who are so unremarkably the same as sophomores but a sliver more mature, and the seniors you act like they'll get somewhere in life even though they have failed 50% of their classes and are banking on a sport scholarship, and instead of paying attention just talk about sex and drugs. The school is shit at sports, no one gets anywhere, and there's more juuls than people. The teachers are assholes or baby the students to no end, and don't understand that it's no longer to 1990s, and the ones that do are fucking SJWs that yell at you if you say those people or bug someone slightly.

Overall a shit school with shit staff and shit people. Funding wasted.

"Yo, I heard Jeff went to Walled Lake Northern."
"Really? No wonder he's stuck at a McDonald's."

by Real With People December 14, 2018

Walleu

Walleu was developed in the Vietnamese society in Aarhus-Denmark. It's a twisted contraction of the Arabian word "walla" ( = I swear ) and Vietnamese "deo" ( = fuck). The term is used as an exclamation in the same way as "shit", "damn" or "fuck".

A guy sees a hot chick in the street and poke his friend:

"Look! Walleuuu, she hot".

Guy to girl on the dancefloor: "Walleu, nice ass baby wanna come home with me?"

guy A: "I saw your mom yesterday with another guy".
guy B: "Walleu?"

by Key Man January 14, 2011