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Wagneritis

Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.
"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."
by Wagner March 25, 2008
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What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
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Frank Zapper was thought a waster for squandering musical genius on the persuit of juvenile satire.
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Helen Golich (go lick??)
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Wagner Time

Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.
Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.
by Mnknockoutkid September 4, 2010
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panty waster

Neil Patrick haris is a panty waster because girls think he's hot, but they have no chance, therefore there pantys are wasted.
by Lucianwade November 10, 2013
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rusty washer

When you are having anal sex, aka butt sex and get poo dick, then put it in her vagina, in a circular motion like a washing machine to get it clean.
Gross, I got poo on mah dick! I better give this bitch a rusty washer to clean that shit off.
by TheOriginalDirtyD March 30, 2015
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