wank

moron: idiot

also can be used as “wanker”

steve: bro i tripped during gym class today

jim: alright you wank

by lmaoWANK March 27, 2019

wank

the equivalent for fuck in the U.K./basically another work for fuck used in the U.K.

Evike: So how was last night with your boyfriend?

Tervon: shut the wank up tit!!! a shemale isn't a boy!!

by ihateu(:':(0_0):':)u January 4, 2012

wank

To play unnecessarily complex guitar leads very fast. Guitar diahreah.

I went to an Yngwie Malmsteen concert and all I heard him do was wank.

by Ned Sneed February 11, 2004

wank

term used to throw off parental units when describing whereabouts

mom: kevi where are you???
kevin: zork. wank!

by meepers July 23, 2006

wank

Although 'wank' usually refers to masturbation, in Philadelphia, it is used for absolutely anything. Similar in meaning to 'jawn,' 'wank' bascially takes on the verb form. 'Wank' is predominantly used when something small is done or accomplished.

Me: Look at muh beautiful half-court J nigga!
Niggaz: Shyt you aint makin this jawn nigga! Who you tryna play?
Me: (Makes Shot) Wank.

by Bawseman March 5, 2009

wank

1. (n.) American slang for someone of British residence or lineage.

Started as a reaction to the Brits' use of yank, this American use of wank is fitting because it sums up the United Kingdom in one unmistakably British word.

2. (v.) A predominantely British term for masturbation. (see: wanker, bloody wanker)

<Lara_S> damn yank
<Raccoon> silly wank

by Raccoon February 17, 2004

wank

1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.

2. (noun) The offending guitarist.

Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.

by Viktor II August 26, 2007