chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

by adamo42 October 23, 2011

Waiter

A man whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

A waiter will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

waiter ass

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

Waiter voice

Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.

Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.

by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018

Gay Waiter

In poker, having a queen and a three for hole cards, i.e. a queen with a "tray".

Shit, not another gay waiter!

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004

angry waiter

When a coworker proceeds to hit you in the balls from behind with a pepper grinder or other large solid object, causing serious pain and possible bloody urine, thus leading to serious retaliation

Slow nights at Rizzos are often passed by plotting angry waiter attacks on fellow servers

by dancin Dave October 17, 2007