Similar to the male equivalent of tea bagging; it is when a female puts her vagina on a friends forehead when they are not paying attention or passed out.
by Iverson Iverson April 11, 2022

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.
by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019

by ItzMeWilton July 20, 2021

1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.
2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?
2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
by Big Phil HT January 12, 2011

by Lizbie February 20, 2008
