walmart town

A town that is in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a hick town. A town that has a walmart in every corner.

There's nothing to do here, you live in a walmart town

by jen Nguyen October 6, 2008

Walmart Crib

When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.

Look at that poor kid with the mullet stuck in his Walmart Crib.

by dethphone November 30, 2009

wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot

jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson

by wolly October 23, 2013

walmart premium

The augmented price you're willing to pay for an item in order to not have to walk into a Walmart.

"I'd get this watch here but it's $4 cheaper at Walmart"
"Just buy it here. It's only a $4 dollar Walmart premium"

by Elateach January 19, 2014

Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature

Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!

by TFfan92 October 16, 2014

Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster

Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016