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Mississippi WaffleHouse

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When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.
by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015
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WaffleHouse Hoe

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A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
by iGpunk February 8, 2010
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Wafflehouser

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A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.
Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?
by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014
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Canton Wafflehouse

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A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.
"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."
by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016
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wafflehouse

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the greatest fucking breakfast place ever, open 24-7, breakfast all day, good shit
-I went to the Wafflehouse for breakfast.
-Why didn't you fucking call me, I would've woken up for the god damn Wafflehouse.
by been jammin August 26, 2005
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Wafflehouseaholic

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1. Any person that has an addiction and consistently craves eating at the restaurant Waffle House. Many studies have been done, but none have found a cure to this incredible-tasting addiction.
Kristin: Hey Matt, do you want to go to Waffle House!

Matt: Of course, Kristin! This'll be my 5th time to eat there this week.

Kristin: Why Matt! I didn't realize you were such a Wafflehouseaholic!
by Trumpetplaya April 4, 2009
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