A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Jiggle Waddle

A woman or girl who has excessive body fat that can't help her excessive fat from jiggling while she walks. Said woman also is so large that she waddles like a duck.

Hey Billwee, look at that jiggle waddle! Bet shes heading over there for a fat burger!

by try for free October 20, 2012

Waddle

Quickly look up something using DuckDuckGo akin to Googling something.

Salvador Dali made a painting called "Hitler Masturbating", just waddle it if you don't believe me!

by alienozi March 18, 2022

Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.

Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.

by What’s up! November 27, 2024

Darren waddle

umm he's a pretty weird guy, but he will beat you up with his jujutsu

Darren waddle more like HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP

by Todobeggins October 1, 2021

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

Waddle

A waddle is the collective noun for a group of women walking slowly down a hallway, often chatting.

Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I got stuck behind a waddle in the hall.

by Sunnyaussie April 9, 2023