wracking his brian

An euphemism for a male masturbating.

We thought the OP meant he was trying to remember something, but after he slipped and linked us to the site he was visiting we realized "wracking his brian" meant he was jacking off!

by NBF User August 28, 2005

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

Weed Whacking

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!

by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

bush whacking

it is when your eating out a girl and she got a fuckin gnarly hair hole, aka a huuuggee bush. looks like she got king kong in a leg lock.

bush whacking is nastynaaassstyyyyy

by Devvvvooooonnnnnnnnnnniiaca December 17, 2008

whacking the weaz

Someone who is in the act of masturbating at a highly inappropriate time or place.

"Yo, look! That homeless man is whacking the weaz outside of that daycare center!"

by theroamin'reporter May 27, 2009

Wacking daisies

A term for masturbation often in the shower.

My brother was wacking daisies for thirty minutes until he jizzed everywhere.

by Michael Johnson Junior December 29, 2008