wwjd

"What Would Jesus Do?"
Definitely not the montre of Democrats and other Bible-thumpers..

Lessee.. what would Jesus do about Homosexuals?
Ooh! He would probably beat them, knowing that the White Male is King!

by =^..^= February 20, 2005

wwjd?

what would jason do?
jason: my imaginary friend. NOT jesus. or hey-sus, as some would put it.

"Why does the lamp shade say what would jesus do?"
"No! Its says what would JASON do!"
"Oh ok"

by nagem December 27, 2003

WWJD

Technically "What would Jesus Do?" - an appeal to people to act in the fashion of someone who was executed for terrorism 2000 years ago.

"What Would Jack Do?" as in Jack Bauer or "What Would Jethro Do?" as in Jethro Gibbs are much more apt modern alternatives.

WWJD? Probably shoot everybody, stop the nuke and not go to the toilet.

WWJD? Hit Tony on the back of the head.

by Libreg September 18, 2010

WWJDFTMFW

WWJDFTMFW- What Would Jesus Do For The Mother Fuckin Win?

Ask yourself, WWJDFTMFW LOL!?

by Alice the Destroyer of Worlds February 13, 2008

WWJKD

What Would Jerry's Kids Do?

Tito: Man, I can't make a decision... Should I go to the spring formal and hook up with Stephanie, or just pay $50 for a lapdance at the "Pump n' Munch"? I wonder, WWJKD?

Mike: Yo dude, they'd drool a little, roll up on Stephanie, tap that, and then head for seconds at the Pump n' Munch with $100 they took from dat ho's wallet!

by Dougmen May 21, 2009

WWJBD

Acronym for "What would John Bonham do?"
Used in situations when drummers, particularly Rock drummers, are having trouble coming up with, or executing a drum part or fill in a piece of music.

A guitarist says to the drummer he wants his new song to start with a cool drum fill. The drummer then thinks to himself WWJBD!

by Kegger66 July 22, 2011

WWJHD?

What Would Jessica Hays Do?

A sneaky plan to get yourself out of trouble.

Im gonna get get grounded.
WWJHD?

by Jessica-Elmira August 30, 2009