hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

Pre-Workout

Taking a massive dump usually before working out.

Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.

by Decessum April 16, 2011

Jordan Workout

An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.

A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game

by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020

mike tyson workout

this is when one tittie wacks a girl with his mandango untill climax is reached and apon doing so bitting off the ear of the cum smeared bitch

Ben must have been doing the mike tyson workout on Luise last night. He had that strange look in his eye and Luises tits are all brused and shes bleeding from the ears

by ZAkATTACK April 6, 2005

pool workout

the act of grabbing someone's head and dunking it under water. The person recieving the pool workout usually deserves it.

I'm going to have to give you a pool workout you fuckstick!!!

by lextrip December 29, 2003

home workout

Somewhat strenuous exercise usually performed in front of a TV screen whilst a ridiculously enthusiastic , middle aged woman with a pony tail and leg warmers screams ' KNEES UP ...COME ON NOW!'. This self torture is most commonly practiced in the first few optimistic days of the new year , after which most decide that a doughnut, couch and box set of Breaking Bad are more rewarding.

Susan ' Yes , I'm getting in shape before summer. I bought the home workout DVD and everything!'

by hamaroxy March 13, 2015