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The accomplishment of having slept with as many men or women as one is old.
"Paul just achieved sexual age parity last week, but it'll only last about a week as he's about to turn 29. Still, he should be able to catch up pretty quickly."
by ZakAttack May 05, 2012

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this is when one tittie wacks a girl with his mandango untill climax is reached and apon doing so bitting off the ear of the cum smeared bitch
Ben must have been doing the mike tyson workout on Luise last night. He had that strange look in his eye and Luises tits are all brused and shes bleeding from the ears
by ZAkATTACK April 06, 2005

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