wood

a blunt that was rolled using a backwood

dude1: pass the wood
dude2: gotchu bro

by astro76 August 16, 2024

Wood

What they call whites in jail when they’re trying to get your attention for mandatory work outs or riots against other races

“All woods in the dayroom, shits about to crack off”

by Fucku niggerlover November 16, 2023

wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect

Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?

by Lcamy July 8, 2024

[Wood]

Wood: a slang word short for peckerwood, featherwood, woodpecker; a poor disadvantage Caucasian or an ignorant uneducated white person from poverty; also a branch of wood from a tree, etc.

Closed minded & ignorant individuals!

Negative slang meaning of WOOD:

W: whites
O: only
O: one
D: day
S: soon (S=segregation)

Open minded & intelligent individuals!
Positive slang meaning of WOOD:

W: Warriors

O: Overcoming

O: Oppression

D: Discrimination

~emulate~

Wood: a slang word for peckerwood, featherwood, woodpecker; a poor disadvantage Caucasian or an ignorant uneducated white person from poverty; also a branch of wood from a tree, etc.

by (Emulat3) January 18, 2017

Wood Clown

A Carpenter.
See also;
moron
idiot
dumbass
retard

The wood clowns on our job site are pouring concrete today.

by Gary mckay June 16, 2016

Wood Shop Cubby Baby

When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".

Tommy got so pissed when we made him Wood Shop Cubby Baby.

by asdasdascxc May 22, 2013

wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019