“I was real drunk one night in the swamp and went to give my step brother a blow job but his wiener crease was full of junk so I told him to go fuck a flat dawg”
by gatorwiz May 22, 2022
A sudden case of wiener fear resulting in woman turning over to the 'other side'. mostly occuring after an unfavorable enconter with 1,2 or more wieners resulting in psychological damage and trauma's
-A)Cindy hasn't been the same after she went out with Kevin
-B)Yeah he gave her some bad wiener fever, we're gonna beat him up for taking her off the grid.
-B)Yeah he gave her some bad wiener fever, we're gonna beat him up for taking her off the grid.
by Eel Ecurb May 01, 2009
A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.
When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.
When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.
Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!
*Sends link to starfish wiener*
Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!
*silence*
Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...
*Sends link to starfish wiener*
Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!
*silence*
Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...
by Von Mannshaft October 27, 2008
a wedgie formed in the front, by having your boxers to small. These ride up into your balls and cause your dick to fall out, forming a wiener wedgie.
by thepinksock May 29, 2009
by CocoSantango January 27, 2011
by Ereck Flowers January 07, 2011
The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.
Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"
by Wiener dude August 17, 2009