Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.
Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".
by Maverickandgooseforever November 17, 2017
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welching

the process in which causes an individual to promptly stick a “fruit snack” in one’s urethra-then by flexing the penis it directly shoots the “fruit snack” out the tip of the penis into another person mouth- to complete the act the person in which inherited this “fruit snack” needs to, chew, taste, swallow, and digest.
Tom and Jerry participated in welching last night
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welching

to not be serious or to be joking
Hank-“Steve dude i just had sex with your mom”
Steve-“YOUR WELCHING
Hank-“i swear i’m not joking i did”
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Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out
I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.
by Welcher69 March 25, 2024
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Welching

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Tom agrees to give £1000 if Ollie makes the put, Ollie makes the put but Tom then gives no money which is Welching.
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Bob Welch

The guy who sang "Sentimental Lady" and who passed away in 2012.
"I just found out Bob Welch died."
"Bob Welch?"
"Bob Welch...."
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Welch Banger

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!
El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"
by Young chode March 14, 2017
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