hobi water

ARMYs use Hobi Water instead of Holy water

"Did you see that?! I think I need some Hobi Water for my eyes!"

by SeungminPuppy February 28, 2020

Vanilla Wafer

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.

I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!

by Brendan Buss February 8, 2009

Night Water

Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.

Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.

by 5 Lemons September 2, 2019

Cum Piss Poo Water

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.

James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?

by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021

sock water

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

dog water

When you're absolute garbage at a video game

Bro you're literally dog water.
LMAOOO you're fucking dog water!

by heyyyjon December 12, 2020

cancer water

What some e-girl on the internet sold for $30 to some 40 year old men who live in their mom's basement.

Guy 1: I just bought something for $30

Guy 2: Let me guess, cancer water?

Guy 1: No, It's Belle Delphine's bath water

Guy 2: that's what I said fuckin' idiot

by MaxPandaLord August 17, 2019