Waifu

A "Waifu" is a Japanese term drawn from "嫁" or "yome" (romanized) meaning "Wife". Many non-Otakus mistake a Waifu for a best girl, however a best girl is a female character you enjoy to watch, however the term "Waifu" has a much more intimate meaning (sometimes being sexual). There are in-fact 2 different types of waifus, or more accurately the otaku themselves, is whether the otaku "Protecc" or "Attacc," the former being someone who protects their waifu from others who wish to lewd them, and their own waifu from their own lewd thoughts for fear of disrespecting their significant other, and the latter being someone who is in a much more sexual relationship, and is willing to lewd or even beat their meat to. Many otakus also own body pillows or posters with their waifu on it.

It is also forbidden to have more than one waifu, otherwise others of their own kind will try to force you to break up with one.

john: Yo Jim, do you have a waifu?
Jim: No you dumbass weeb.

by epicmemester69_420 June 28, 2019

waifuism

People who are so obsessed with a virtual character that they would commit to love them over someone in real life

me: Hatsune Miku has won my heart.
Girl: you are such a Waifuist, Baka.

but. D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA, OK.
me: thats why the internet has a subreddit called waifuism

by Rin senpai September 3, 2018

waif

A model, usually involved with haute-couture modeling who is skinnier than the average model.

Her visible ribs signifies that she is a waif.

by Ikare June 13, 2005

Waifu

The woman you'll never have.

Version 1:
"Yeah that's my waifu."

"Go get a life, she's out of your league."

Version 2:

"I want her but she's so far away"

"Yeah because she only exists on your screen dumbass."

by GaylordFaggotry July 22, 2018

waif-fu

A form of movie martial arts where a tiny, pretty girl gives a beating to opponents much bigger than her who in real life would tear her apart.

A subtrope of Pintsized Powerhouse. Often used by the Action Girl, Faux Action Girl, Hot Amazon, Little Miss Badass, and Lady of War. Very common among characters of the Mary Sue variety. Compare to the Cute Bruiser who uses a completely different style of combat. - tvtropes.org

see Babydoll in Suckerpunch, River in Firefly, Chun Li in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

"Did you see how that ballerina took out that gang member?"

"Yeah, she used some beautifully choreographed waif-fu."

by solarecreator November 26, 2011

Waifu Bait

Waifu Bait defines a female character portrayed as lovable and perfect. (especially in anime)

Rem from Re:Zero is total waifu bait! She's so cute, loving and loyal how could you not fall in love with her!

by Gundanium October 11, 2016

Waifu Basics

A very horrific video clip. It starts with a young Japanese lady being invited into her boyfriend's apartment for lunch while the narrator tells the viewer what it means to be a good girlfriend. She enters the apartment and the narrator tells us that the boyfriend's name is Hiro. Hiro has prepared stir fry for the two of them to eat for lunch. When they sit down at the table to eat it, the lady then vomits multiple times into the bowl, covering the stir fry in vomit. Hiro is completely unfazed by this and seems rather fine that his lunch just got totally ruined. The two then go to the couch and she proceeds to kiss him. While she's kissing him, she vomits several times again and covers his entire face with vomit and pukes down his mouth. The video then ends with him choking on her vomit. Very nasty; guaranteed to make you throw up your breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week or two.

Person 1: Hey man, have you seen this video "Waifu Basics"?

Person 2: No I haven't, it seems promising though since it doesn't seem to be one of those messed up shock films you showed me earlier.

*Shows him the video*

Person 2: I'm gonna go throw up like I've never thrown up before; thanks.

by Runt18 May 6, 2018