volcan0wned

what happens when international flights get grounded due to an ancient Icelandic volcano blowing it's top, causing widespread chaos, panicking consular officials, cancelling of holidays and other general mayhem.

Dude! Europe just got volcan0wned! lolz0rz!11!!zzr

by doesnotcompute April 27, 2010

volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

by Abooooooi November 12, 2017

Volcano

Earth's dicks.

Volcanoes are just earth's dicks. They erupt after getting turned on for years.

by theCoolNoob October 21, 2021

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

Popcorn Volcano

Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.

While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.

by kidgoat April 24, 2011

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012