A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.
I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
Get the ketchup & mayo volcano mug.The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
by From LUE May 15, 2006
Get the Elvis Presley Volcano mug.The artistic display created by holding ones foreskin closed twixt forefinger and thumb, and then urinating into it, filling the foreskin with urine to bursting point, and beyond...
Mike gripped his foreskin tightly and pee'd hard till it bulged like a wee Volcano ready to blow, then it erupted all over his kilt and legs
by Tongo January 8, 2009
Get the Wee Volcano mug.Ted: yo Disco Volante just blew my mind man
Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007
Get the disco volante mug.Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.
by lotus_six June 27, 2009
Get the volcano insurance mug.A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potter book by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.
(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.
Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?
Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.
Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?
Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.
by SeveraVanPoe May 1, 2009
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