mud volleyball

(muhd-vol-ee-bawl): verb - a sexual act in which the male poops out his poop into his female counterparts anus and as he inserts his penis in to her porkpit over and over again his balls will smack his own poop that is now in and around her anus thus creating mud volleyball.

1. Hey girl... trying to play some mud volleyball? I've got the poo if you have the butthole.
2. The other day my girlfriend and I were playing mud volleyball and I got feces all over the inside of my thighs.

by JohnnyBanger May 28, 2009

To Pull a Volek

To come from out of no where, and have a big effect on a situation, much like Billy Volek came out of no where and threw 15 touchdowns in the NFL.

Wow he just pulled a Volek on that play.

by For Real Though March 5, 2005

volleyball

awesome game
the people who knock it are the ones who didn't make the team. Sucks to be you guys!!!

That volleyball playa is so damn fine!

by suckstobeu September 9, 2003

volleybox

hot chick volleyball players. usually in a group, especially before or after a game.

I was just walking by, but had to stop and watch the volleybox in the gym.

by dude5 February 12, 2008

voldex

company that makes some of the worst roblox/minecraft games of all time and deserves to be burnt to a crisp

Person 1: yo, did you see the new voldex update to ZO ぞ SAMURAI
Person 2: i fucking hate that game

by jittter September 2, 2022

Lord Voldefunnel

A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.

Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"

by Silz Kirby September 1, 2011

Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998

Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.

by AwesomeGamer1963 April 2, 2019