vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.

"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

by All thanks to Avery March 28, 2009

Vass

Over the top, exaggerated.

That's a vass claim.

by Wubblu August 1, 2018

Vasshole

One who for non-medical necessity, refuses to get the vaccine as a political or freedom of choice protest.

That vasshole refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccine.

by ajejazzman May 18, 2021

Vassalboro

Giant penis

I have a Vassalboro

by Davy Taylor June 12, 2009

VLSS

Vaginal Life Support System

The VLSS at the time didn't want me to go.

by Webadill0 April 28, 2008

Vassalize

To cover your entire body or another persons body in vaseline

Synonymous with Vaselise

Chad: Yo that Niven guy doesn't think Vaselise and Vassalize are the same thing!
Brett: That's whack, quick pass me the vaseline so I can vassalize my body!

by Kae-Dawg September 3, 2018

Vässpennare

A very good very nice swedish pronounceation of the word pennvässare, a sharpener for pencills.

Ge mig din vässpennare, Red-bull person

by Erikziem April 27, 2022