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vertical plantation 

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

Vertical Anal Fiesta

Group of Gentlemen bang the Shit out of a nice lady in India..only in India. While she is Upside down.(vertical). The gentlemen have to be standing up. They Go BuckWild.
Boban: Hey Prakash...want to have a Vertical Anal Fiesta on Shalini..
Prakash: Lets go Buck Wild DUDE. Lets Make sure to Invite Denny and Alex, and maybe Roy.

vertical stewie 

that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.

originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil
look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today
vertical stewie by code January 10, 2005

Vertical Perpendicular Bi-sector

derived from mathematical terminology for a line that crosses another line virtically and at 90 degrees to it.

This was founded by my best friend and I.

Meaning: Straight up, correct.
- My boyfriend proposed to me last night.

* Really??

- Vertical perpendicular bi-sector!

vertical spooning 

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other
J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner
vertical spooning by hi May 13, 2005

Vertical Bacon Sandwhich

another term for a vagina. Most popular in British slang
"Dude, I completey devoured her vertical bacon sandwhich the other night"