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vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.
Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.
by mayonasio October 11, 2014
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Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase
Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible
by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021
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vertical joe

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!
by penguinlies July 11, 2017
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Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it
I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar
by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017
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vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
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Vertically Challenged

1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person

2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people

3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
I’m not short, I’m Vertically Challenged, MOM.
by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022
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vertical stewie

that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.

originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil
look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today
by code January 10, 2005
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