Relating to a diet consistenting of anything made out of grass, leaves, twigs, dirt, or in some cases, moderately to highly decomposed compost.
Wow, I love this vegan meal of salted milkweed leaves with a side of African Savannah soil broiled in moderately decomposed dog shit oil.
I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.
I got this deliciously hideous dish from Cafe Gratitude.
by CHRIS ROETHLISBERGER April 11, 2016
A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.
Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime?
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...
Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!
*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...
Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!
*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!
by XxX_5crub_Fukr_69_XxX October 05, 2015
Woman sucking a vegan
Husband: Honey... what are you doing?
Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!
Husband: Honey... what are you doing?
Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!
by Carnivorous Ed February 15, 2010
A person who is obsessed with talking at length about their diet or other lifestyle choice, especially to people who don't care. May include people who are not actually vegan, but act like it. Often associated with special diets like gluten free, Paleo, bacon, and/or crossfit.
by Ski house ticketmaster December 20, 2015
person or persons who refrain from eating any animal product and go out or the way to post several definitions on urban dictionary for the purpose of self justification for being such self righteous d-bags.
A human that has no interest in science and enjoys taking all the joy out of the life's of their children. in extreme cases these folks will impose their silly ideals on their pets I.E. feeding the house cat tofu. A truly world class ass-hole that will look for reasons to tell you they are vegan over and over again especially if you dont ask.
A human that has no interest in science and enjoys taking all the joy out of the life's of their children. in extreme cases these folks will impose their silly ideals on their pets I.E. feeding the house cat tofu. A truly world class ass-hole that will look for reasons to tell you they are vegan over and over again especially if you dont ask.
my vegan neighbors are really amazing, they called the police on our family BBQ those bacon hating d-bags!
by AAAAMERICAA!!! April 20, 2016
Difficult, uncool about things, complicated, picky, unduly demanding or deliberately inconvenient. Can be used for describing both situations and people.
Oh don't be so vegan about it!
She's gone all vegan on me since we had that argument.
I'm tempted to sign up for this but it all sounds a bit vegan - does anyone actually knows how it works?
She's gone all vegan on me since we had that argument.
I'm tempted to sign up for this but it all sounds a bit vegan - does anyone actually knows how it works?
by Tupla September 08, 2016
Vegan : I’ll order a salad
You : I’ll have the steak
Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan
You : I’ll have the steak
Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan
by Missmoomoomoo July 06, 2019