Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

Valorant Weirdo

A person who is terrible at valorant

Damn that bitch is a valorant weirdo

by DaddyhereGoEat December 22, 2022

Valoranting

The name given to when people are ranting on and on about Valorant, the popular video game created by Riot Games.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are they doing"
Guy 2: "They're Valoranting again"

by CASIN0 September 4, 2023

Game of Valorant

Code language of telling your boys that you are actually masturbating.

Yeah, sorry I didn't reply. I was in the middle in a game of Valorant.

by rikke42069 November 30, 2021

Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.

Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo

by Algraal May 11, 2022

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022