virgin vodka

vodka that contains no alcohol. also known as water.

Bob: hey can you get me a drink please?
Billy: yea sure! what do you want?
Bob: I don't feel like drinking today. just hit me with a shot of virgin vodka

by bengzeng February 14, 2014

Vodka Dick

When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.

Diane wanted to fuck, but I couldn't get anything going because I had vodka dick.

by littlecheese December 16, 2005

Fleischman's vodka

n.
The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.

Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.

by adamisaspaz March 05, 2003

Vodka-box

The female equivalent of whiskey-dick. When a woman has had too much to drink and although her libido is strong, her vagina don't work.

Jane was at the bar all night drinking appletinis. She went home with Rob, but when they got down to it, she succumbed to the vodka-box.

by tov84 December 20, 2010

Vodka Water

Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.

Shelby's on a diet so shes only drinking vodka waters tonight.

by Florida bitch November 12, 2013

vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.

In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.

by The Sinator November 07, 2009

Gay Vodka

an ICONIC harry styles encounter with a fan at one of his concerts

H: What are those?
Vodka!
Straight?
no, no I mean straight vodka not are you straight
"It's vodka! straight? No gay!"

GAY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best of all vodka

by blue-green28 April 15, 2021