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lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.
Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".
by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009
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Vic Viper

Vic Viper is a "temporal space star fighter", and is the player character in the Gradius series of video games by Konami. It can create anomalies in the space-time continuum, although exactly how it manages to pull off such an ridiculously awesome stunt is unknown. Vic Viper is also one of the most radical-yet-functional looking star fighters ever built.

To date, Vic Viper has fended off the attack of over ten different armadas single-handedly, thanks to its advanced weapon systems and incredible piloting. While it does indeed lack any type of standard shielding and can be destroyed by contact with a single projectile or object, it still manages to complete any mission it undertakes because it is that goddamned awesome.

Vic Viper is arguably the only thing standing in between the universe and complete annihilation.

Vic Viper is the undisputed Intergalactic Coolest Spacecraft Ever.

Vic Viper is all. All are Vic Viper.
Our entire army has been defeated. There is only one remaining option.

Launch "VIC VIPER"!

Fly, "VIC VIPER"! You are our last hope!
by Grobda January 26, 2006
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The Viper

Well known Fictional Drug Dealer and slippery Bastard from the town of Swinford in Ireland, Aparently moves "ounces of Hash from Sligo to Galway 24/7" he enjoys "keeping it real" and making "Savage Dance tunes" he is known to have a crew of accomplices including "The Dragon" and "Stateside"

He is often seen "Cruisin' round te' town doing Laps" while playing the same Dance song over and over (The Launch by DJ Jean)

Wears Trademark Cobra T-Shirt and Shades
Very Popular character in the Irish Comedy "Hardy Bucks"
"the viper, he's only about two hand higher then a duck. He's only a Wanker like"

"the Viper is snakey bastard...he's almost Reptilian in his movements"
by CC (IRL) August 13, 2009
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Hooded Viper

An un-circmcised penis
She pulled down my boxers and came face to face with the hooded viper.
by sean800014 March 13, 2009
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hyper viper beam

most feared move in MVC2, especially Air Hyper Viper Beam, is infinite move and can be done 5 times in a row(max meter for Marvel Vs Capcom 2). beam move has priority over all other projectiles including the worthless hadoken's to cyclops optic blast and IceMan's ice beam.
Cable's deadliest move.
hyper viper beam
by fannakaf March 18, 2010
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sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.
"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."
by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017
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dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...
That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself
by Ryan January 11, 2005
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