1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.
2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.
3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.
4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.
5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.
6. A politician.
7. A party pooper.
2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.
3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.
4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.
5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.
6. A politician.
7. A party pooper.
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Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
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First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.
The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.
The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
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