A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
by james savik August 28, 2020
Get the Unicornmug. by Da-Faq January 5, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. A handsome, sexy, clever man that can bring you to your knees and melt you like butter with just a single kiss; who you will find once in a lifetime but rarely catch because he is afraid. Mystical, spiritual, and grounded the unicorn is ellusive and sly. A unicorn wants to be caught but runs when he is approached.
Dont give up him.
Dont give up him.
by GRACIE OF GOD June 19, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. by FlamingDino October 19, 2020
Get the Unicornmug. A widower , he is a catch
Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
WADE : I'm a what ? A unicorn?
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
by RepeatsNice October 23, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.
(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!
by ManDogDude November 25, 2016
Get the Unicornmug.