Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

uranus destroyer

bro like so basically uranus gets destroyed by a uranus destroyer and if you think i am talking about a planet then i am talking about a planet but if you think anything else you are also right!

i will absolutely destroy your anus just call me uranus destroyer like the planet motherfucker dont be weird

by iwishmyuncledidnttouchmybutt69 December 5, 2022

Uranus

A very funny planet name, used for jokes

"Uranus is a beautiful sight"
"Ikr!"
"Lol"

by YourLocalGrape December 25, 2022

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Uranus

Something really stinky

He's just a walking Uranus when he passes gas

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Uranus

A heavily underrated planet who falls victim to a lame joke that 5th graders make

I saw Uranus last night!
SA:LKDHGA"LKFNV :AOIELHTFA:>L?JSW URANUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UrANUS GET IT A:LVHA"EOIGHDS<N:OWIHFSZ<JWIEpfoihweofhomxenfow48weopiruyt

by SkittleTheBetta November 25, 2022

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and also the punchline for stupid jokes made by stupid little kids.

Teacher: Uranus is a gas planet
Kid: hahahahaha Ur-anus hahahahahahah

by Moonlight423 August 10, 2023