Umbrella

A form of pleasuring a female, where one inserts their entire forearm into a woman's vaginal passage, and expands their hand fully when inside, resembling an umbrella.

"Yo Pete, how'd things go with Carolyn last night?

"Pretty good bro, she was diggin everything until I gave her an umbrella."

by Ryan_Leaf November 6, 2012

The Umbrella

Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.

Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.

Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!

by the40yearoldpirate March 2, 2009

Umbreon

Umbreon is a dark-type pokemon who evolves from eevee as a result of exposure to moonlight. Like all eeveelutions, it bears a slight feline resemblance; though the only feline characteristics umbreon has is it's short muzzle and small head. Unlike Espeon, who greatly resembles a feline with its slender legs and long cat-like tail; Neither of which have retractable claws.

Umbreon resembles that of a Canine/Vulpine more than it does a Feline, with its broader legs and long bushy tail; Umbreon weighs far less than Mightyena, who is a wolf, hence Umbreon would be a smaller member of the canine family.

Glaceon is also based on a Fox (Alopex Lagopus), with the same small, feline-line head that the other 6 eeveelutions seem to share. The arctic fox is slightly smaller than others of the Vulpes family, as it is slightly smaller than Umbreon.

Umbreon: You won't know it's there until it's too late.

by Felii July 8, 2010

umbrella

a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"

Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.

by lokidma June 12, 2007

Umberto

An extremly smart,though sometimes idiotic person.

Wow,you aced that test,you Umbertoed it!

by Loganicus January 13, 2009

Umberger

Verb. To level to the ground or absolutely destroy a person or thing to the extent where they or it is rendered useless.

Synonyms: ruin, crush, demolish, murder, kill.

This term came into the hockey chirp lexicon directly after the events of April 22, 2006 when Buffalo Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell caught Philadelphia Flyers forward R.J. Umberger breaking out of his zone with his head down at which point Umberger was laid out with a hit so big that it left him wondering what the Zamboni was doing on the ice with 8:33 left in OT.

1: "If that plug doesn't stop slashing me I'm going to umberger him."
2: "My defense partner put a guy on the trolley tracks, so I umbergered him."
3: "I wasn't paying attention crossing the road and almost got umbergered by a bus."
4: R.J.Umberger was umbergered so hard that he did not know he was umbergered right after he got umbergered.

by SGIGS May 9, 2008

Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.

Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.

by nodnahs January 27, 2011