UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
Get the UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)mug. Ubed is an indirect Quranic name for boys that means “servant”, as in “servant of Allah”. Ubed is the name of many companions of the Prophet ﷺ, such as Ubed al-Ansari and Ubed Abu Abdurrahman. It is derived from the AIN-B-D root which is used in many places in the Quran.
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by Ayywywyauqiwoiauajwuwha September 23, 2021
Get the Ubedmug. Venerial disease originating for Scotland.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
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