chloe Uranus

the name you get when you have over 6 abortions

you better slow down or youll become a chloe uranus

by rawrxdunlimited March 7, 2024

uranus

it's big, it's soft and tight and very blue when i'm done with it

i loved smashing uranus last night mommy

by kuhewöosnfkjse vzlxc January 17, 2022

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022