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tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2004
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Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set aflames.

It can be done by taking a spoon from the shot and flaming it. A more successful method is to tilt the shot glass then flame it.

Like all alcoholic beverages, the tequila will burn with a blue flame. To notice the flame, it is best to do it in a dim area.

It is very important to drink the shot without any flame. It can be dangerous not to.

It is better to extuingish the flame before all the alcohol burns out. This helps retain the desirable taste.
I'll go prepapre a flaming tequila.

Flaming tequilas have caused facial burns, so lose the flame before you drink!
by Keith Aquino June 18, 2006
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emo tequila shot

Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it by squeezing the lime juice into the open wound.
Yeah, so me and Jaime here are gonna do some emo tequila shots then head on down to the Dashboard Confessional show.
by Brand0n_o October 24, 2008
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mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018
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tequila diarrhea

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.
by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004
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Tequila Twat

The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat.
Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a long night of throwing the drinks down. A chick gets Tequila twat after a couple of shots. Even though the dude gets lock jaw from going south of the border she is unable to reach volcanic proportions!
by Denise & Albert February 23, 2009
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Tequila

Yelling the word Tequila as loud as possible and dropping to one knee and punching your best friend dead in the nuts. Of course after a night of tequila shots.
Person 1: Climbing up into the rafters of the bus stop, at the ski resort after a night of drinking. Then jumping down to the ground right in front of your friend (person 2), dropping to a knee and yelling TEQUILA! and straight punch person 2 in the nuts.

Person 2: oooooohhhh..... Why? And then falling to the ground...

Person 3: walks over to person 2, and farts in his face!

Other unknown persons: start to leave buss stop ASAP...
by Fishinprep November 27, 2012
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